Johnny Two Kebabs

On 15th June 2011 an extraordinary event took place in Brixton, south London. An Irishman ingested two doner kebabs in 1 minute 59 seconds after already having consumed 13 pints of lager. Johnny rose to fame as the news of this feat reached the public's ears. He decided to write his memoirs as he felt that both his adventures and "practical philosophy would be of great service to both his fans and the general pubic.